24 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE APRIL 5, 1996

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN . . .

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By Eric ORner.

DESPITE THE SPINE TANGLING EXCITEMENT OF SENATOR DOLE DIDN'T WAKE HIM WHEN HE STOP HE SLUMBERED THROUGH A HALF-DOZEN RANTS THIS YEAR'S UPLIFTING PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PED OVER TO RETURN A CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION by REICHMARSHAL BUCHANAN... SEASON, ETHAN'S DEAR OLD FRIEND Todd, TREASURER OF THE LOCAL LOG CABIN CLUB, AS TAKING A LITTLE

SNOOZE...

CAN'T TAKE YOUR CASH, FAGGOT, SORRY. BIBLE THUMPERS ON BOB DOLE'S BACK. YOU UNDERSTAND. FINE. FINE.

ZZZZZZ

AND DIDN'T EVEN SEEM TO MIN& SHARING PART HECK, EVEN LAMAR'S FASHION FAUX PAS FAILED WHICH IS WHY IT'S A LUCKY PIECE OF WORK THAT HE'S OF THE BED WITH CERTIFIABLE BOB DORNAN...

SCRABBLE

FLABBLE ARBLE

GARBLE, PINKO STINKO

CONSTANTINE CHERNINKO

HEY LOOKIT THIS, I'M KAREN BLACK!

NORTH KOREA KORTHNOREA DOLLARS HA HA HA GIRLS GIRLS

GIRUS

TO AWAKE O'LE TODD...

AND ALSO

I SAY AMERICA WANTS ITS PRESIDENT TO LOOK LIKE LARRY, DARRYL AND DARRYL.. YESIREE INDEED I DO, AN'I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNA SIGN THAT PLEDGE, AN' DO YOU

KNOW WHY PCUZ I'M CRAVEN FOOL YESSIR

ALL YOU QUSERS

FAMIX

Jamar

GOT FRIENDS WHO CARE ABOUT HIM ENOUGH TO HELP hiM WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE...

ONE LUMP

OR TWO. TODD?..

Dykes To Watch Out For

INDECENT PROPOSAL

OH, DON'T WORRY! THE REST OF THE BILL DEREGULATES THE WHOLE INDUSTRY! SOON WE'LL BE LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES

OF AT&T!

WELL

A

DUCK.

233

THIS

EPISODE OF

S

TO WATCH

OUT FOR COMES TO YOU IN OUR NEW CYBERREADY FORMAT!

MEANWHILE...

HEY, SPORT! ISN'T

IT A LITTLE COLD FOR THAT OUTFIT?

WHAT THE

?! DID YOU

HEAR ABOUT THIS TELECOMMUNICATIONS BILL THAT CLINTON JUST SIGNED?

EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, HE'S UNDRESSED AGAIN!

MEEMA!

ANYONE WHO PUTS "INDECENT" MATERIAL ON THE INTERNET CAN GETA $250,000 FINE AND TWO YEARS IN PRISON!

HI, BABY!

MMM. HI.

COOL.

DOES THAT MEAN ALL THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES WEB SITES WILL COME DOWN?

http://www.winternet.com/oprairie/

NO. JUST EVERYTHING THAT "DEPICTS OR DESCRIBES, IN TERMS PATENTLY OFFENSIVE, AS MEASURED BY CURRENT COMMUNITY STANDARDS, SEXUAL OR EXCRETORY ACTIVITIES OR ORGANS."

OPLEXY

OOH, STOP. MY

IS GETTING ENGORGED.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? IS HIV PREVENTION INFO ILLEGAL? WHAT ABOUT PELAG, OR THE NATIONAL AND TASK FORCE? AND THEN THERE'S THIS LITTLE AMENDMENT MAKING IT A CRIME TO TRANSMIT ANY INFORMATION AT ALL ABOUT ABORTION!

EVEN SO, IT SEEMS LIKE

THE CHILDREN" | AN EXTREME WAY TO KEEP LITTLE KAITLIN

FROM ONLINE

WHY'D CONGRESS PASS SUCH

'TO PROTECT

AN UN-

CONSTITUTIONAL CROCK OF

PORN. IT'S AN ELECTION YEAR, REMEMBER?

AND CODY OUT OF ALT. SEX.FETISH.FEET. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "LESS GOVERNMENT?"

HER

CHLOE

ON MY

KING OF THE

OLIVIA

THEORY

PIRATES

LET'S GET YOUR CLOTHES ON, OKAY,

RAFFI?

TRY PUTTING HIS OVERALLS ON BACKWARDS SO HE CAN'T UNDO THEM.

SO TONI, TODAY BOARD OF THE NEW

I GOT ASKED TO BE ON THE

CANCER PROJECT AT THE

AND

|COMMUNITY CENTER.

NO!

THAT'S NICE. DID YOU TELL THEM SHORTLY...

YOU WEREN'T A GOOD CANDIDATE

BECAUSE YOU NEVER DO YOUR MONTHLY SELF-EXAM?

I Do

TOO! SOMETIMES.

THERE. VELCROED,

SNAPPED, AND HOOKED. HOUDINI COULDN'T GET

OUT OF THIS.

MEEMA!

HAFTA GO

HEATHER HAS

PLEXY

RAFFI! COME HERE!

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